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Sean Demotivational Poster


I WANT A TANK -


TAGS: tank circular logic sean rl
Rating: 4.91/5

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Sean - March 30, 2014, 2:47 pm
Huh? Mis * tress? Blocked?
Sean - March 30, 2014, 2:45 pm
Oh Mo(x12) Honey, listen. It's not you, it's me ... and by that I mean you just don't do it for me. But seriously, I could never cheat on my mistress. That'd be wrong.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 30, 2014, 8:49 am
I knew you came back for me Sean.....we're special friends. Wanna go steady?
Sean - March 30, 2014, 12:53 am
"baseball cards in the spokes" that really takes me back ... to April 7 2011 when Mooooooooooooo said it!
spacedog - March 29, 2014, 2:27 pm
A classic poster where the comments are as funny as the caption.
Sean - April 7, 2011, 7:51 pm
Look. All I'm saying is that when it comes to rimming, Moooooooooo is tireless. He doesn't stop till he makes it all the way home.
Sean - April 7, 2011, 7:46 pm
Shoot: I forgot to mention the part about taking off the seat.
Sean - April 7, 2011, 7:45 pm
Test #2: what is Mooooooooooooo doing when he rides his bike after it gets a flat? Rimming.
Sean - April 7, 2011, 7:43 pm
OK, I now believe Mooooooooooooooo's last comment.
Sean - April 7, 2011, 7:42 pm
Test: hunters.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 7, 2011, 5:35 pm
really?...I can't say hookers?....Prostitutes then.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 7, 2011, 5:35 pm
Yeah, How can i sing "a bicycle built for two" while trolling for hookers now?
Sean - April 7, 2011, 5:07 pm
Missing something from your garage, are ya?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 7, 2011, 2:08 pm
That's clearly not a tank.....I've never seen a more obvious tandem bike with tassels on the handles and Baseball cards in the spokes.
Sean - April 7, 2011, 1:27 pm
"tank rides" has some alternate meaning, like "mustache rides" or "quantitative easing." Tootles ... and you owe me for all the advice.
Sean - April 7, 2011, 1:26 pm
I can't believe that I just give such valuable advice away for free. Oh, that reminds me. Hey Reality Lord, that bankruptcy trustee I referred you to is willing to accept payment in "tank rides." But I recommend you google that just in case ...
Airman - April 7, 2011, 11:49 am
Thx all.. this one was fun
Faceplant31 - April 7, 2011, 11:11 am
Nice one Air.
forseti - April 7, 2011, 2:52 am
don't we all?!
Grim [email protected] - April 6, 2011, 11:11 pm
LOVE IT!!!
crankyhead - April 6, 2011, 10:18 pm
I got a tank for sale slightly used, although, it may be a howitzer, or possibly a futon.
rerun - April 6, 2011, 8:07 pm

you need a beer.
Reality Lord - April 6, 2011, 7:55 pm

I NEEEEEED A TANK!
TheOne - April 6, 2011, 5:16 pm
C-c-c-c-combo breaker!
GySgt1811 - April 6, 2011, 5:12 pm
Gee, I don't get it. That's how I got mine! (Hee Hee. 5 tanker's bars.)


WHY CAN'T I OWN A CANADIAN -


TAGS: canadian list jesus bible god sean for 25 00 sale
Rating: 4.34/5

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squiros - February 20, 2013, 11:15 am
great questions for anyone learning to read. good news buzzramjet! we ALL get to throw rocks at her! unfortunately not in USA since defer to local govt. anywhere legal, i'd gladly help out =D reply: bible reading comprehension ftw
Buzzramjet - August 11, 2012, 11:26 pm
Hilarious. That thing has been around for about 7 years or so. No one has actually been able to rebut it that I can find. And there are more. Like: I found out my wife was not a virgin when I married her, do I get the police to execute her or can I?
fred - October 18, 2010, 10:37 pm
It's funny, because it's true! :D
WhiteTiger225 - July 19, 2010, 11:13 pm
@#180344 Me thinks thou dost protest too much. Upset that your trimmed beard and hair are going to send you to hell? :p
TweedyMcSchwackerstein - June 14, 2010, 7:08 pm
half that shit's miscontstrued, 2 lions at best...
Ed-Hyde - January 4, 2010, 11:11 am
Ron, if you really wrote that I'd LOVE to see the response.
amina - January 4, 2010, 8:39 am
Never have I been more proud of a motifaker then I am now. I must once again bow down in awe of your talent.
spacedog - December 23, 2009, 7:27 pm
Excellent Ron, 5Ls. If you're heading north, I might know where you could rent some Canadians. The maple leafs aren't doing anything much these days.
Zed - December 23, 2009, 6:23 pm
Ron, you win. 5 F'ed-up lions, dude!
CANADA - December 23, 2009, 4:17 pm
that would defiantly make them think
Derek - December 23, 2009, 3:03 pm
A inconsistency exposure of biblical proportions.
aesop's folly - December 23, 2009, 2:26 pm
5/5 for the win
GreyScorpion - December 23, 2009, 12:39 pm
Welcome back..."who gimme 5, gimme 5, 5, gimme 5....Sold!! to the Guiness drinker in the back. Pick up your canadian on your way out, sir."
Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 12:15 pm
This is fucking beautiful, Ron! 5 bible thumping lions for you. I hope you enjoy them. Daniel did.
R.S.Jake - December 23, 2009, 12:06 pm
I got my Canadian on ebay! It came down to the last minute, but I got the winning bid!
rerun - December 23, 2009, 12:05 pm

I cannot own a Canadian because they live to far North, the purchase price would have to be offset by the travel price required to make the purchase. So far, not one dealer is willing to deal. Guess the economy is on a rebound.


ADMIT IT... - You Just Threw Up In Your Mouth a Little Bit, Didn't You, Moneypenny?




ARGUING WITH SEAN - is like wrestling a pig he's going to enjoy it and you're just going to get dirty


TAGS: sean logic
Rating: 4.83/5

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NickDahlmier - February 20, 2016, 6:18 am
Yeah, he'll enjoy it... Right up 'til the moment you slit his throat. Mmmm, bacon....
djinnyf - April 10, 2012, 12:03 am
Wow! I want an argument with Sean, now!!!!! xx
Arvantillian - April 8, 2011, 9:07 am
too funny 5 dirty pigs
Airman - April 1, 2011, 4:09 pm
LOL
Sean - April 1, 2011, 3:42 pm
I am actually in the last frame too. But you can't see me, Airman ... I'm invisible!!!!
Sho - April 1, 2011, 3:02 pm
XD


TOO OLD TO NURSE -


TAGS: sean bottle formula
Rating: 4.84/5

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tellitlikeitis - October 15, 2011, 6:41 pm
Another cute bunnie.
Sean - October 14, 2011, 7:16 pm
Great pic. Too bad it was taken years before that fateful day arrived. So there!


ASK YOURSELF... - how can your day get any worse than a half-naked Sean Connery with a gun?


TAGS: bad day sean connery
Rating: 2.67/5

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Oldsod - November 11, 2013, 8:04 pm
Actually...he could make me watch "Zardoz" again...
Macumazahn - February 27, 2013, 7:46 pm
Hah. Give 'im a .455 Webley-Fosbury.
Zed - December 5, 2009, 3:22 am
Well, at least I'm in good company, then...
MrRandom - December 5, 2009, 3:22 am
What funny is that I did a similar comment, with similar terrible results, on one of Rons posters.
Zed - December 5, 2009, 3:22 am
okay, second comment.
Zed - December 5, 2009, 3:21 am
I knew I should have amended that first comment with "said in a scottish accent"
agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 3:21 am
Beats the hell out of using an extension cord to strap an electric mixer to himself.
Zed - December 5, 2009, 3:20 am
aaaaand, my previous point has been proven *facepalm*
MrRandom - December 5, 2009, 3:19 am
Damn Zed, you go through them that quickly?
Zed - December 5, 2009, 3:19 am
"Alex, I'll take strap-ons for $500"
agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 3:18 am
LMAO Sean... I won't ask why your brain approached it from that angle.
Zed - December 5, 2009, 3:17 am
with a strap-on harness.
spacedog - December 5, 2009, 3:17 am
Asking you to smell his gun? He doesn't have a holster.
MrRandom - December 5, 2009, 3:15 am
Two power dildos?
Sean - December 5, 2009, 3:14 am
OK, I'm not really saying that there is such a thing as a "power-dildo", but if there is, a naked Sean Connery with one would be a lot worse than most things you could imagine.
Sean - December 5, 2009, 3:05 am
A fully naked Sean Connery with a power-dildo.


LITIGATION KITTY -


TAGS: sean trained the kitty
Rating: 4.61/5

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Airman - July 25, 2011, 6:57 pm
LOL
Sean - July 23, 2011, 9:12 pm
Good God man. That's exactly what he wants you to think. Oh you'll settle outta court if you know what's good for ya.
ICEMAN - July 23, 2011, 1:44 am
Looks more like Bookkeeper Kitty.


GHOSTWRITERS -


TAGS: sean cats ghostwriting
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 9, 2012, 2:31 am
My cat occasionally likes to poo two inches awayfrom the cat box. Heck if I know why.
mariand - September 7, 2011, 5:45 pm
lol...I wonder what has to 5ay Sean about it?


NICE SEAN - real nice


TAGS: sean god
Rating: 4.71/5

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Sean - April 29, 2011, 2:40 pm
Nooooooo, the would-be saint has to perform the miracles. I'm just tthinkin' God should be held to at least that high a test.
Airman - April 29, 2011, 11:54 am
just what we need.. Saint Sean
Sean - April 29, 2011, 11:42 am
Hey, it takes three miracles to become a saint, so I don't think I'm being unreasonble here.
Reality Lord - April 29, 2011, 7:08 am

lolz


SEAN -


TAGS: sean likes chicks
Rating: 4.36/5

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Greeny - December 9, 2014, 10:19 pm
Hi Sean
CaptainBaked - May 2, 2011, 3:05 pm
HAHA! You can always go incognito...
Sean - May 2, 2011, 2:30 pm
Oh gawddddd. I just saw this for the first time. How will my avatar ever show its face on the interwebbernets again?


CONNERY, SEAN CONNERY -




AUKWARD -


TAGS: auk for sean crankyhead
Rating: 4.74/5

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NickDahlmier - February 20, 2016, 5:56 am
You mean "waddle"!...
Sean - April 16, 2011, 8:45 pm
Exactly the point of the poster. The great auk had to forget how to fly. And did.
IllicoPresto - April 16, 2011, 8:35 pm
Funny thing is that the Great Auk shown here was flightless. And now extinct.
Sean - April 4, 2011, 7:05 pm
Love it! Still proves my point though. As no poster this good coulda been easy to make. Now penguins ... those dudes practically wollow in self-parody.
crankyhead - April 4, 2011, 6:14 pm
131627 is the point of reference. =)
Airman - April 4, 2011, 6:00 pm
this was in response to a challenge by Sean to make a poster about an Auk.. so yes, it is clever
Hawamleh - April 4, 2011, 5:59 pm
Awkward is being trolled hard, by a person who wasn't even trying.
gufbal - April 4, 2011, 5:45 pm
AWKWARD: posting a clever poster, where the main title is spelled wrong...


CAREER -


TAGS: career sean tribute roast
Rating: 4.71/5

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Sean - October 15, 2011, 7:55 pm
True story: that kid ... grew up to be a research scientist, specializing in finding new ways to test things on animals. Guess which kinds of animals?
tellitlikeitis - October 15, 2011, 6:40 pm
Perfect.
Sean - October 14, 2011, 1:04 pm
Ah yes. The day I found out that my hatred of kids cannot be overcome by vast quantities of alcohol. Thanks for dredging that up all over again, rerun.
mariand - October 13, 2011, 9:09 pm
LOL...I don't believe ya


MEANWHILE - Somewhere in Canada


TAGS: sean bunny suit
Rating: 4.79/5

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Reality Lord - August 4, 2011, 7:22 pm

thi5 i5 epic
Sean - August 4, 2011, 11:36 am
I FN$%^&#@@*&%!!!! KNEW IT!!!! All it takes is one jerk in a bunny suit to ruin it for the rest of us. And Airman to rub it in! Fuuuuuuuudge.
rerun - August 3, 2011, 7:29 pm

Man, I would hate to be online when Sean finds out


SEAN IS MAD -


TAGS: sean protest sign
Rating: 4.71/5

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DrSynth - April 18, 2011, 11:54 pm
even if only special ed
Sean - April 15, 2011, 12:07 pm
Unbunch you underoos, dude. That was a rant, meant in part to amuse. I mean the tsunami metaphor was golden. *snickers*
culos - April 15, 2011, 8:15 am
perhaps they should be guided to MAD? I'm with Sean, this has become GrannyFake but MAD still is a very lonely place
rerun - April 15, 2011, 6:54 am

we all started off as noobs. I am sorry you think this is turning into grannyfake, maybe you could lend a hand to some of the noobs and guide them.
CaptainBaked - April 15, 2011, 6:25 am
Sean... you're special...
Sean - April 14, 2011, 11:39 pm
*continue to piss That is all. Be off with you now.
Sean - April 14, 2011, 11:28 pm
continue to advance the geriatric trajectory of this once funny site in spite of my rants against their humorless offerings. But with beer as my ammo I shall continue the piss against the tsunami of "hurray for everything nice."
Sean - April 14, 2011, 11:24 pm
For the record, I happen to harbor few delusions regarding the efficacy of my advanced case of miffitude. After all, the gaggle of n00bs who seem determined to turn MotiFake into GrannyFake with Ned Flanders approved posters, will no doubt ...
Sean - April 14, 2011, 9:18 pm
Yese ite is. 5e.
marlygirl - April 14, 2011, 6:57 pm
lol. "made" it almost makes it even funnier. Love the poster.
Airman - April 14, 2011, 6:51 pm
isn't that how it is spelled in Canadian?
TheOne - April 14, 2011, 6:49 pm
Yeah I've seen...
Sean - April 14, 2011, 6:47 pm
Just be careful. It can be habit forming.
TheOne - April 14, 2011, 6:45 pm
Sorry that was the first time i "nazied"
Sean - April 14, 2011, 6:29 pm
But of course I meant that in the nicest possible way.
Sean - April 14, 2011, 6:27 pm
And suddenly a new idiot has come to the fore. Letting me off the hook for now.
TheOne - April 14, 2011, 6:22 pm
Fail :"mad".


BORN AGAIN CAT -




KNOCK KNOCK -


TAGS: late night sean moooooooo
Rating: 4.75/5

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Sho - April 23, 2011, 1:02 pm
Lmfao
Sean - April 22, 2011, 8:31 pm
That's hilarious. And that's our Mooooooooooooooooooo, folks. He ain't heavy, he's my bother. (And no, that's NOT a typo.)
Faceplant31 - April 22, 2011, 4:28 pm
Now that's fu.cking funny!
Bull - April 22, 2011, 12:04 pm
HAHAHA!!!! I think I peed a little!!!
Greeny - April 22, 2011, 11:13 am
Some of my pancakes came out my nose


THE ANSWER - the crew forgot to put up the "stars" in the studio the day they shot that at area 51.


TAGS: moon landing america fags christians epic win sean
Rating: 2.5/5
Hasbunmb - April 18, 2010, 1:33 pm
Mythbusters covered this guys....
Liam I. Engram - July 23, 2009, 10:21 pm
Oh and not to mention all the right reflecting into the camera off of the bright surface of the moon...lemme guess...you don't believe in evolution either?
Liam I. Engram - July 23, 2009, 10:20 pm
Oh and, clouds help too.
Liam I. Engram - July 23, 2009, 10:20 pm
The real answer - without any atmosphere there isn't any filtering of light on the moon so all of the suns rays are hitting it...flooding out the dim light of the stars...has your dumbass ever looked at the stars in the city...then out in the countryside?
WTF - April 9, 2009, 4:00 pm
Yeah - you can see the Mythbusters segments on YouTube. The conspiracy myths were busted.
VinceVicious - December 31, 2008, 7:31 pm
Has anyone seen the Mythbusters episode about the moon landing myths?
Nihile - December 19, 2008, 2:52 pm
lit up at night, you look up and don't see many stars because of light pollution.
Nihile - December 19, 2008, 2:50 pm
This is coming from a photojournalist you cant see the stars because they are being lost in the amount of light from the sun and the reflection off the moons surface. It is contrasty as hell up there. The same result can be seen in any major city that is
barockeva - December 16, 2008, 7:35 pm
Vacuum=no air resistance=things flap longer
Looney - October 4, 2008, 12:02 pm
maybe but what about the wind?
asdf - September 17, 2008, 7:07 pm
It definitely wasnt because of the one giant star less than 100 million miles away and the clunky as all hell space cameras thats for sure.


POKER NIGHT AT SEANS -


TAGS: sean cats poker
Rating: 5/5

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Verdeckt - August 30, 2011, 10:56 pm
I thought only dog5 played poker
ICEMAN - August 30, 2011, 9:47 pm
Got any 5's? Go fish.


SEAN FRAKKIN' CONNERY - Daniel Who? Pierce Who? THERE IS ONLY THE CONNERY!!


TAGS: sean connery 007 james bond
Rating: 3.47/5

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Woody - July 21, 2009, 10:31 pm
And the wars never ends.
Jmac0585 - June 15, 2009, 3:33 pm
The day is mine, Trebek!


ROGUE MOTORCYCLE GANGS - since Sean joined the Canadian Whiskey Riders, their degree of badass has risen sharply


TAGS: sean
Rating: 4.5/5

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Sean - July 22, 2010, 7:35 pm
Yeah, eh. And don't you dudes forget it, eh.
angelous - July 22, 2010, 3:45 pm
LOL


IT TOOK A LITER OF BUSHMILLS TO GET THIS -




SEAN CONNERY - They created Viagra from his DNA


TAGS: sean connery viagra
Rating: 3.07/5

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LogicDude - June 17, 2009, 2:58 pm
Suck it Trebek!


IT'S OKAY SEAN - I promise I won't hurt you !!


TAGS: sean s in deep doo doo
Rating: 2.8/5

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HtD - February 20, 2010, 3:14 am
Chubby chaser, huh?


COMMUNICATION... MY FINAL CHAPTER -


TAGS: culos sean
Rating: 4.83/5

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5150monkeylove - November 30, 2010, 11:13 pm
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY TAGS?


HOBBIES -


TAGS: sean will like this one
Rating: 4.76/5

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Sean - August 8, 2011, 4:04 pm
Yes, yes indeed, Airman, but no mattter how fine the line, one might still pole vault over it while wearing a jet pack, and waterwings filled with helium. Pink waterwings, of course.
tia - August 7, 2011, 1:58 am
Several of the crime shows have used that line
jameswnash - October 28, 2010, 8:55 pm
Wasn't this used as a horror storyline? Guy likes dolls, kidnaps people and turns them into dolls ?
pzykosiz - October 28, 2010, 6:12 pm
dear god, is that a dude?


ULTIMATE NIGHTMARE -




INSTITUTIONALIZED -


TAGS: sean tribute jailhouse blues
Rating: 4.33/5

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Sean - December 6, 2010, 3:56 pm
A deftly subtle reference to the ol' kiss a rabbit between the ears joke, hey? Brilliant ... THAT joke I mean. This poster? Meh. Nawwwww. Pretty damned funny. I may even have to sue. Tootles.
jkscott21964 - December 6, 2010, 2:17 pm
awesome!


WAKE UP -


TAGS: wake up zombies canadians sean it s a joke
Rating: 3.32/5

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falloutghoul - September 19, 2011, 8:59 am
Stop! I'm not made of bacon!
newbiedaniel - June 3, 2009, 11:49 pm
which one sean?
anonymous_poster - February 9, 2009, 1:24 pm
Yay for Dead Rising. :D
Cubbybear - January 22, 2009, 4:48 pm
Noooooo!


BIRTHDAY SURPRISE -


TAGS: my second sean type poster i hope you guys like it after all the hard work i put into this
Rating: 3.06/5

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DarkenedAngel - October 10, 2009, 4:04 pm
long read but great close
Derek - October 1, 2009, 5:49 pm
Macabre
Sean - September 6, 2009, 12:31 am
I meant to mention the kind of tight punchline on your other one like this.
Sean - September 6, 2009, 12:30 am
very good, but I'm a sucker for a tighter punchline. But hey, to each his own.
Sean - September 6, 2009, 12:29 am
I like the fact that age matters. This is the subtlest repudiation of JAILBAIT posters Motifake has yet to see. This is way better than the usual Motifake offering, but guess what? Yer other one like this set the bar pretty high. This one is still
Briton of Rose - September 6, 2009, 12:11 am
Thank YOU, guys. I appreciate all the feedback YOU give me. If it weren't for YOU, I'd never have gotten past the "when YOU see it, YOU will shiite brix" phase. Again, thank YOU all. Oh, and I'm just waiting for Sean's review. What do YOU think, Sean?
BoneCD - September 5, 2009, 1:20 pm
Doin' good Aggy...kickin' back watching the Ohio State - Navy game
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 1:18 pm
Hey Bone! Doing ok... how abouy you? (And quite the innocent title, I might add. The perfect icing on a birthday cake!)
BoneCD - September 5, 2009, 1:03 pm
Regardless. it's a great story with that smack in the head ending!
BoneCD - September 5, 2009, 1:02 pm
Hey buddy, how's going. YOU could be right!
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 1:00 pm
I like the overusage of "you" - keeps you suspecting where it's going, but never sure til the end.
BoneCD - September 5, 2009, 12:58 pm
too many "you" in there. Is "you" the captive the captor? It seams like both...or am I reading that wrong? BofR I gave you a 4 because of that...but you're so damn close to perfect!
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 12:38 pm
AK - layin' down the truth!
Arrogant Knight - September 5, 2009, 12:37 pm
No, other way 'round.
bastian - September 5, 2009, 12:36 pm
I think most of the guys who gave this poster five lions didn't read anything underneath "birthday surprise". The girl deserves five lions, the text deserves a kick in the ass
Arrogant Knight - September 5, 2009, 12:27 pm
This kind of Looooong(ish)Fake I can deal with.
spacedog - September 5, 2009, 12:22 pm
Well done.
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 12:14 pm
Pure genius. Thanks for the journey, Briton... it was well laid out.
dons - September 5, 2009, 12:11 pm
What a timely poster-this week finding a girl who was held as a sex slave in the back yard for 18 years in california
Chompers - September 5, 2009, 9:37 am
You just described my week
Haarakkon - September 5, 2009, 8:31 am
Yes!!!
HerculesAgrees - September 5, 2009, 8:01 am
Like it :)


MORE COMMUNICATION -




THAT'S JUST LIKE A REDNECK -


TAGS: with all due respect to sean connery untouchables misquote
Rating: 4.42/5

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mucwhore - August 16, 2011, 7:36 pm
And he didn't bring him.
mucwhore - August 16, 2011, 7:35 pm
It's not a woman. It's his son.
Faceplant31 - June 1, 2010, 11:51 am
Nice. 5 Human shields for you!


PANGUR BAN -


TAGS: an 8th century old irish poem for sean
Rating: 4.4/5

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Sean - May 11, 2010, 11:55 am
This is beautiful, Harr. But who banned Pungur? Was it Aggy? Bet it was Aggy. He's been a little ban-happy lately. 5.


IS DRUXY A WORD? -




YOUVE GOT TO UNDERSTAND -




WORRY - don't. your tied to Sean Connery.


TAGS: sean will save the day
Rating: 3.47/5

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GreyScorpion - May 13, 2010, 8:45 am
I better go put my other eye in, I missed it. :(
MO - May 13, 2010, 8:40 am
Nazi here! Can I get a Nazi here? 1L It should be purdy hard to jack up a one line poster......meh.
forseti - May 13, 2010, 8:36 am
isn't that culos with his son seizing the family discount at Lady Grace's?!?


ON THE RIGHT -


TAGS: sean connery immortal last crusade
Rating: 3.3/5

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Zed - October 6, 2009, 9:14 pm
And Keith Richard and Dick Clark are undead (Clark's in hiding to throw off the Vampire Hunters)


HELP AT MOTINET -




SENIOR PROM -




OH NO YOU DIDN'T GRANDPA ! - How many times do I have to tell you, Grandpa you are not Sean Connery


TAGS: grandpa sean connery you not
Rating: 4.25/5

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Tarapin - June 19, 2011, 10:58 pm
OMG! Some things cannot be un-seen! Eye bleach, I need eye bleach, quickly!
Reality Lord - June 19, 2011, 7:45 am

rerun starring in the remake of Zardoz.


YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY... -


TAGS: foxholes sean
Rating: 3.63/5

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Sean - February 19, 2009, 4:20 pm
You're a nut, Ron, but I mean that in the nicest possible way. Hilarious.
RONSART - February 18, 2009, 4:33 pm
ur statements always a genius remark...lol


I SEE -


TAGS: that is not natural sean
Rating: 3.5/5

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BoneCD - July 25, 2009, 7:25 am
Na...just board
Arrogant Knight - July 25, 2009, 7:24 am
Lookin' for votes, Bone? ;)
BoneCD - July 25, 2009, 7:14 am
Is that a bedroom cat?
BoneCD - July 21, 2009, 7:35 am
Thanks Haar! And TTH...I guess variety is the spice of life!
Haarakkon - July 21, 2009, 7:27 am
Excellent, Bone. 5+++!!!
TheTrashHeap - July 20, 2009, 11:38 pm
Sean has many Cats, cause he likes variety!


SEAN - Expert Trainer of the Ground Squirrel "They'll f*ck you up!"


TAGS: sean
Rating: 3.17/5

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Sean - May 9, 2011, 10:31 pm
To look into the eyes of this private is to see death itself staring back at you. *wipes tear* I'm just so proud.


DONT MESS WITH SEAN CONNERY -




SOMEWHERE IN CANADA -




SEAN - There is only one path to Heaven. On earth, we call it Love. For Sean, it would probably work if we just sent him to the Playboy mansion




WORK FROM HOME JOBS -


TAGS: sean rabbit job
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Airman

NumberXIII - September 12, 2011, 11:36 am
I told them he'd have bad luck, and look what happened...


COMMUNICATION - When you broke the key and the marriage went horribly wrong (Free after Sean's epic 122003)


TAGS: culos ex communication ex wife sean 122003
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by culos

5150monkeylove - November 29, 2010, 3:32 pm
this could be an epic series


FATHERHOOD -


TAGS: just trying my hand at a sean style poster
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

nicholsjoshua15 - February 17, 2013, 3:59 am
Wow that is f*cked up!
Reality Lord - June 21, 2010, 9:37 pm

one of my all time favs.
rerun - February 10, 2010, 12:34 pm

erock, Briton is no longer part of the family here at Motifake. I am sure he would appreciate your post.
erock - February 10, 2010, 12:26 pm
Briton, this poster is awesome 5L
TheTrashHeap - February 7, 2010, 6:39 pm
That is the most APT question I have ever seen on motifake!
moRR - February 7, 2010, 6:12 pm
is this actually a woman or not? O_-
Briton of Rose - October 22, 2009, 3:50 am
Thank you, gentlemen, for your kind words.
DreMagnum - October 21, 2009, 11:23 pm
again, Brilliant
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 11:23 pm
BoR makes some great stuff!
Treehodger - October 21, 2009, 11:22 pm
holy hell. epic win. 5 lions.
Derek - September 30, 2009, 12:03 am
Fantastic.
agdaniele - September 2, 2009, 2:16 am
This is genius.
Sean - August 26, 2009, 11:53 pm
Or keep doing really good ones like this so I don't feel like such a freak. Tootles.
Sean - August 26, 2009, 11:33 pm
This is great. I love it. Excellent timing on the punchline. I didn't see it coming. Very nice. Now quit copying me! Find your own thing!
CANADA - August 18, 2009, 8:21 am
hot


THE MOTIFAKE CHRISTMAS PARTY GIRLS - Their prayers were answered with the arrival of Sean.


TAGS: the motifake christmas party girls sean
Rating: 3.3/5

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Bob D. Sailor - January 31, 2010, 10:20 pm
I'll take the one in the white. Best looking IMO.
Sidereal - January 11, 2010, 8:02 am
Panmic mright about .... now
BoneCD - January 10, 2010, 10:42 am
Hey, every kitten needs a daddy.


PATHETIC - Don't worry, Just when you think your pathetic, remember. There's Sean.


TAGS: sean pathedic
Rating: 2.78/5

More motifakes by Aaron

ZOMGHACKS - January 2, 2009, 10:36 am
Sean, I find your comment very shallow and pedantic.
Sean - December 1, 2008, 7:55 pm
Typing "your" when you should be typing "you're" -- now that's pathetic. Sheesh.
lucy - July 17, 2008, 9:19 pm
Damn that kids hot. Whats his myspace?


ORIGINAL - The one and only James bond


TAGS: james bond sean connery pierce brosnan
Rating: 2.35/5

More motifakes by Chopperliscious

Chopperliscious - May 1, 2009, 6:43 pm
Oh for fuck sake - here http://homepages.woosh.co.nz/davross/demotivators/ happy now???
Guest - May 1, 2009, 11:11 am
cropping over my picture eh?..and Connery was not the original,so get your facts straight first.
Chopperliscious - May 1, 2009, 12:50 am
Ohhh. Really? Shit. Fail. Epic Fail. Sigh.
BuZZbomb - April 30, 2009, 11:57 pm
He was in fact, not, the first to play Bond on film. Actor Barry Nelson(American) played him on film in a 1954 version of 'Casino Royale' for the "Climax Mystery Theatre"
Canuck - April 30, 2009, 11:45 pm
I think he was the first to play bond on film was he not?
BoneCD - April 30, 2009, 11:38 pm
Connery was not the original


COMMUNICATION CONT... -


TAGS: culos sean birdseed share communication
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

5150monkeylove - December 1, 2010, 4:17 am
sweet! I am fighting insomnia again. I will be drifting in and out for a bit longer, then force myself to bed
culos - December 1, 2010, 3:57 am
went and did it....
5150monkeylove - December 1, 2010, 3:53 am
I agree
culos - December 1, 2010, 3:26 am
Maybe we should dedicate a thread to this subject and not bother the community at large, we've got plenty to start with....
5150monkeylove - December 1, 2010, 3:13 am
I could have done more, but I was feeling that "quantity" feeling... when that happens, I try to gracefully step back. Hindsight shows I could have done so much more with these pics
culos - December 1, 2010, 3:11 am
keep 'm coming, it's good therapy
5150monkeylove - December 1, 2010, 3:06 am
Hi Culos! I just had to give it a shot or five... lol


BEFORE MOTIFAKE... -


TAGS: sean cubby
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Sean - August 25, 2010, 6:55 pm
Ah yes, Jazz Hands ... I miss those hands.
Airman - August 25, 2010, 4:32 pm
you can see the beginning steps in your evolution to 'Jazz Hands' a few years later
Sean - August 25, 2010, 3:42 pm
"I'm A Rabbit"
Sean - August 25, 2010, 3:41 pm
Very very funny, but the pic being black and white kinda dates me, no? And I love how CB had to grapple with the dilemma posed by the third period of the ellipsis. Hilarious, too.
Cubbybear - August 24, 2010, 11:31 pm
Lost look ..priceless
agdaniele - August 24, 2010, 11:30 pm
He's had enough of movin' on now. It's where he's born and bred in. Motifake is where he's headin'.


FEED YOUR HEAD -




ENVIOUS -


TAGS: sean roast envious
Rating: 4.63/5

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twill1962 - June 12, 2012, 12:05 pm
Sean, they may get to PAT them down; but you get to HOSE them down!
Sean - June 3, 2010, 5:19 pm
I'm a little creeped out by the thought that you guys are not far off as to how I looked ... in junior high.
Faceplant31 - June 3, 2010, 2:04 pm
That is exactly what the pic said to me as soon as i saw it.
GreyScorpion - June 3, 2010, 2:00 pm
poor little sean, sitting in the corner playing with his hose :( 5L


SEAN -




COMMUNICATION....... -




SEANS SECRET WEAPON -




S.E.A.N. -


TAGS: roast assignment sean acronym
Rating: 4.33/5

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Sean - June 3, 2010, 5:27 pm
Nice. And I admit it, I need to work on my parallel parking.


THE ORIGINAL A-TEAM -


TAGS: sean tribute day
Rating: 4.31/5

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rerun - October 23, 2011, 9:42 am

this deserves another look.


FAIR WARNING -




HEY BABE -


TAGS: dont worry sean will work with him
Rating: 4.27/5

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agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 5:30 pm
LOL!


THE CREW -


TAGS: crew patricia monkey mwlf logic mooooooooooooooooooo thetrashheap cubby rerun spacedog tth random mo spacedog bone culos dre gil haar mrrandom rerun sean
Rating: 4.11/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

rerun - November 26, 2010, 11:18 pm

nooooo, that is my pet name for you....
agdaniele - November 26, 2010, 11:18 pm
LMAO Grey!
agdaniele - November 26, 2010, 11:17 pm
Other account? Oh.... Israel of Rose?
GreyScorpion - November 26, 2010, 11:17 pm
I'm sure she apprecaites logging on a s Dr Feelgood CrotchKisser
rerun - November 26, 2010, 11:15 pm

nope, glitch in the code. easier to delete than fix. gave her the "other" account to use.
agdaniele - November 26, 2010, 11:12 pm
What? Clashing with new love interests?
rerun - November 26, 2010, 11:12 pm

sadly, cotton candy had to be deleted.
GreyScorpion - November 26, 2010, 11:10 pm
cotton candy!
agdaniele - November 26, 2010, 11:09 pm
Grilled cheese!
rerun - November 26, 2010, 11:08 pm

there have been several people I think are women join lately
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2010, 11:06 pm
I get what you're saying Claire but...Wait a minute....Wheres my Sammich?..I told you No commenting until after you're done serving the Mods. Go to your Kitchen and think about what you've done!
agdaniele - November 26, 2010, 11:05 pm
You're the first one who didn't declare being gay, too... and look who is THE girl! You!
agdaniele - November 26, 2010, 11:04 pm
Claire... as we've learned, there are a lot less than first thought.
agdaniele - November 26, 2010, 11:03 pm
You just have to re-define what constitutes gay... then, presto! No gay motifakers! Just bonding!
Claire - November 26, 2010, 11:02 pm
We make woman jokes all the time and there's been a few of us, though...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2010, 10:59 pm
@Grey....We [email protected] Claire...It's probably because of some of the jokes we make....Sorry Gay people!
Claire - November 26, 2010, 10:57 pm
I've often wondered that myself... We really don't have any gay members.
GreyScorpion - November 26, 2010, 10:57 pm
we got a couple french canadians, does that count?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2010, 10:54 pm
I wonder why there are no openly Gay Motifakers? (FIL's don't count)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2010, 10:52 pm
Sometimes I wonder about you Aggy. I'm pretty sure the rest of the Crew like women...except Claire.
agdaniele - November 26, 2010, 10:48 pm
You make it sound like it isn't.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2010, 10:46 pm
You make us sound kinda ghey when you say it like that Aggy.
agdaniele - November 26, 2010, 10:40 pm
This is the hard-core crew. The monkey is but a symbol.
rerun - November 26, 2010, 10:38 pm

patricias monkey
5150monkeylove - November 26, 2010, 10:35 pm
monkey? was there another monkey flinging poo here before my time?
agdaniele - August 21, 2010, 8:09 am
As far as the anonymous motifakes... we're told it's an isolated glitch that's being looked at.
agdaniele - August 21, 2010, 8:08 am
That's why they brew a different Guinness in Canada... can't hang!
BoneCD - August 21, 2010, 6:08 am
Back at ya (In a manly way)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 21, 2010, 3:40 am
We police our neighbors...ICEMAN not welcome.....sorry man, you've been blacklisted...
ICEMAN - August 21, 2010, 3:30 am
What? They don't make you do that in Canadia? What a country.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 21, 2010, 3:29 am
They make you guys register every day now eh?......good for them.....
ICEMAN - August 21, 2010, 3:27 am
Oh well. Believe it or not I have to wake up fairly early on the morrow. Take it easy Mooooooooooooooooo.
ICEMAN - August 21, 2010, 3:24 am
I'm not that easy. Keep shopping.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 21, 2010, 3:23 am
I can't believe they censored Cleavage......
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 21, 2010, 3:22 am
I'm kinda into yer cleavage though.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 21, 2010, 3:22 am
ICEMAN....king of the double entrendre and the "look what I found" fake.......your words mean nothing to me...
ICEMAN - August 21, 2010, 3:12 am
You held your own what? Eh, never mind. And Aggy will not be happy.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 21, 2010, 3:07 am
I held my own....and I can still type.......I poured the Guinness in the commode (pics on request)
ICEMAN - August 21, 2010, 3:03 am
Didya' win Moooooooooooooo?
ICEMAN - August 21, 2010, 1:16 am
Hey Aggy! What's up with the 'Man With No Name" doing all these posters lately???
rerun - July 19, 2010, 1:59 am

was going for an old Waltons joke (remember them?) Anyway, g-night Aggy and any crew who may be here or will behere before the night os over
agdaniele - July 19, 2010, 1:57 am
Goodnight, runboy.
rerun - July 19, 2010, 1:55 am

Goodnight Johnboy
ICEMAN - March 27, 2010, 8:12 pm
Hmmm, wonder why? Ya think it has anything to do with that smelly ass van?
Chompers - March 27, 2010, 7:52 pm
I feel so unloved
Claire - March 27, 2010, 7:12 pm
I've tried. Believe me, I've tried.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 27, 2010, 6:03 pm
I think forcing someone to read all the comments at Pats would be classified as cruel and unusual punishment....so yeah, I'm all for it. 5L
BoneCD - March 27, 2010, 11:55 am
@Trash...LMAO
TheTrashHeap - March 27, 2010, 9:48 am
What Irish whiskey causes Mooooooooooooooooooo to rant about Mexican Americans? How many Guinness does it take to noticeably impair Aggy's typing skills? What is a BoneCD and will it play on my DIVX player? What do you think guys?
TheTrashHeap - March 27, 2010, 9:44 am
Maybe all noobs should be required to read the pats place comments all the way through as an initiation. Then we could quiz them with questions like, What missile launching douchebag first referred to the pats place family as a clique?
gil - March 27, 2010, 9:36 am
wow. Quite a group to be listed with. very pleasant surprise
BoneCD - March 27, 2010, 8:41 am
*pssst* Keep one eye closed...it just works better.
BoneCD - March 27, 2010, 8:40 am
LOL...back at ya!
rerun - March 27, 2010, 6:45 am

Damn, I must be good crew or true to my name....I am listed twice.
ICEMAN - March 27, 2010, 1:50 am
Aggy, you need to get yourself a nice little kegerator set up to pour the "CASCADE". Let me know if you need coaching on that.
agdaniele - March 27, 2010, 1:39 am
I envy that. Wish it worked for me.
TheTrashHeap - March 27, 2010, 1:36 am
I've had about a dozen bowls in the last 2 hours and I'm not lookin for slack Iceman! XD
agdaniele - March 27, 2010, 1:35 am
Unless you're female... and REALLY shouldn't drink.
agdaniele - March 27, 2010, 1:34 am
[email protected]! I got myself another 12... so, I'm widgeted to.... well, here. 14 now. Guinness is expensive. Kids, don't try this at home.
agdaniele - March 27, 2010, 1:32 am
You deserve no less, my man!
ICEMAN - March 27, 2010, 1:29 am
Cut him some slack Heap. He has been nitrogenized tonight.
TheTrashHeap - March 27, 2010, 1:24 am
And thanks for putting me on the list..... Twice!
TheTrashHeap - March 27, 2010, 1:23 am
Nice one Aggy. You drunken wop. 5L
agdaniele - March 27, 2010, 12:39 am
That can't be healthy. KUDOS!
ICEMAN - March 27, 2010, 12:38 am
Well alrighty then... I had four pints of a nice IPA earlier & now I'm working my way into a slathering of Black Russians. ;)
spacedog - March 27, 2010, 12:25 am
Not at all, feel free to brag.
agdaniele - March 27, 2010, 12:21 am
My bad.
spacedog - March 27, 2010, 12:18 am
Heh, I'm only on my fourth, and my wife wants to sleep.
agdaniele - March 27, 2010, 12:14 am
I'm 12 into it. Nervous, actually... the kid still wants to visit!
spacedog - March 27, 2010, 12:10 am
Ha! You must be a few cans of dark nectar ahead of me Aggy. Cheers!
agdaniele - March 27, 2010, 12:09 am
WOOT is sooooo overused, I doubt the users know what it actually means (yes, I used to hack)
ICEMAN - March 27, 2010, 12:08 am
Well then, as CANADA has been known to say... WOOT!!!
agdaniele - March 27, 2010, 12:06 am
Trade with the crew and show ability to give half as good as you can take. That simple, and that complicated.
agdaniele - March 27, 2010, 12:05 am
Greybeard has prestige. This is, much like the SAGE greybeard status of old, an earned status... by opinion, not numbers.
ICEMAN - March 27, 2010, 12:02 am
So is this a new classification? The Greybeard Crew
agdaniele - March 27, 2010, 12:01 am
You were skirting TIMMY status, but proved yourself Crew by taking equal crap.
agdaniele - March 26, 2010, 11:59 pm
C'mon, daddy day-care.... bring it, or invent a better Q-Tip!
ICEMAN - March 26, 2010, 11:58 pm
As an afterthought, but I'll take what I can get. Thanks Aggy. 5 nitrogenized pints of deliciousness.
Produceman117 - March 26, 2010, 11:48 pm
Ouch. 5Ls, but ouch.
agdaniele - March 26, 2010, 11:46 pm
And ICEMAN is now Crew.


WHEN LOGIC AND SEAN FIRST MET -




DINOSAURS -




LONG FAKE -


TAGS: long sean
Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by Airman

agdaniele - October 30, 2010, 1:30 am
Not the right thing to do, anon... support more, complain less.
Anonymous2 - October 29, 2010, 10:53 pm
Face, I didn't say it was a crap poster, I didn't say "horrible choices," all I did was comment on its pixellation. It's not like I gave it a 1L...
Faceplant31 - October 29, 2010, 4:19 pm
Awesome tribute and long fake day contribution. I would pay no mind to anon2, he has no right to question a grey such as you air. 5L
Sean - October 29, 2010, 4:18 pm
I love this one. Thanks Airman. And, truth be told, some of my best friends are pixellated -- more often than not.
Airman - October 29, 2010, 4:00 pm
it did kind of pixelate, didn't it.. should have added a third row of Sean's motifakes.. but I got tired of clicking on them.. kind of like treading on hallowed ground
Anonymous2 - October 29, 2010, 1:59 pm
Wow... how did such a pixellated one get through?
Airman - October 29, 2010, 11:03 am
The Panda Rules! Ice just likes to irritate
GreyScorpion - October 29, 2010, 10:55 am
I love that panda poster, it's in my fav's. nice compilation, 5L. just ther right size for a long poster too. rather than that $#%*[email protected] IceMan's poster. ;)


BECAUSE... - Sean and Canada are tougher than they look, eh.


TAGS: sean canada canadian slavery
Rating: 3.86/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

agdaniele - October 17, 2009, 12:44 pm
5L - a great batch of motifakes, jmac!!
BoneCD - October 16, 2009, 4:55 pm
Looky there another 5


S E A N - I told you I'll find you a woman... ...I hope she fits ok! If not...mail her back.


TAGS: tribute to sean
Rating: 3.82/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

MO - March 20, 2010, 12:33 am
You're ruining it Sean! A quiet lake!! Not one that constantly confuses me with wit and intellect that is waaay out of my league. (Hold on! It'll come to me....snapping turtles?)
Sean - March 20, 2010, 12:22 am
With snapping turtles? Do you see the snapping turtles too, in your vision?
MO - March 20, 2010, 12:04 am
A niiiice quiet lake
MO - March 19, 2010, 11:59 pm
Somehow I see a lake in her future...
Sean - March 19, 2010, 11:57 pm
Sheeeee's beautiful. And if I set her up with some tracer rounds, I'll always be able to find her in the dark.


SEAN -


TAGS: tribute to sean
Rating: 3.47/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - October 16, 2009, 12:54 pm
His periodicals, offspring or internal conflicts? Okay, okay. I'll help him with his paper route. Those friday papers are heavy.
Sean - October 16, 2009, 12:08 pm
That's beautiful. *sniff sniff* Now stop humping Mooooooooooooooooooooooo's leg. Yer not helping him with his issues, ya know?
Zed - October 16, 2009, 12:55 am
I thought Sean would have a red lightsaber...
agdaniele - October 16, 2009, 12:38 am
LOL - Motifake's own HeNe. 5L


FINALLY... -


TAGS: sean style poster number four is a tribute to young love
Rating: 3.47/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

Sean - October 4, 2009, 3:00 pm
*nicest
Sean - October 4, 2009, 3:00 pm
*gasp* ... but I mean that in the necest possible way.
Narutarded - October 4, 2009, 11:20 am
Oh. My. Fuxxing. God. I can't believe you went there. That is just too damn funny. 5 lions hardly seems adequate for this level of win. Tell you what, I'll throw in a bear, too. I think he said his name was Pedro. Or was it Pete-o? Anyway, great job!


NO SEAN - I don't want to be on Motifake.com


TAGS: sean photographs naked chick motifake
Rating: 3.32/5

More motifakes by MustyK

frixxxx - January 25, 2010, 7:46 pm
Sean, she's only a third through that bottle, give her a half an hour and you can create your own sex-tape!!!


SEAN - Perseverance, Charm and Wit. You make me laugh:) The THINKING MAN's MotiFaker


TAGS: tribute sean
Rating: 3.21/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Sean/Biff - February 3, 2009, 5:11 pm
Sooner or later I threaten everyone with ground squirrels. It's just my way of sayin' "you're worth the effort". Bye.
Fatty - February 3, 2009, 5:08 pm
Oh, not taunting just making a statement. However if the idea of being personified as a chicken bothers you – threatening me with squirrels is maybe not the best route. Armored squirrels or not...
Sean/Biff - February 3, 2009, 4:44 pm
"forever", Fatty? Srsly? Do you know something about evading a crack commando unit of ground squirrels that my last taunter didn't? We shall see ....
Fatty - February 3, 2009, 2:44 pm
I will forever see this image as you Sean... I hope that doesn't bother you. It's too late to change now. :)
Sean/Biff - February 3, 2009, 1:50 pm
So I have to find out from a poster that stripes make me look short AND fat? Love it, though. CB, you little monkey, you! Thanks. (p.s.: having trouble using "Sean" -- must have screwed up registering my name some time ago.)
LogicDude - February 3, 2009, 7:51 am
And where's his bag o'milk? Like it though. Bye.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - February 2, 2009, 11:42 pm
This chicken isn't wearing a tuque and isn't holding a drink. Hmmmm.


SEAN’S CAT -


TAGS: sean s cat canadian killer
Rating: 3.06/5

More motifakes by ronsart

BoneCD - July 28, 2009, 12:26 pm
Bad kitty, bad, bad, bad!!!
Sean - July 28, 2009, 11:12 am
Such a great picture of Mister Figglesworth. Ahhhhhh.
CANADA - July 28, 2009, 9:11 am
nice


AIR QUOTES -


TAGS: sean connery never met my moms k
Rating: 2.65/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - October 17, 2009, 1:23 am
If this tractor's a rockin' there's at least one sheep on board.
rockntractor - October 17, 2009, 1:08 am
I'm glad you have found something to do that keeps you home!
agdaniele - October 12, 2009, 3:07 am
...and this is HILARIOUS!
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 6:23 pm
Hey, Bart. Palin never stated she could see Russia from her house, that was SNL. She stated you can see Russia from an island in Alaska. Just want you to have facts, so you're not considered another blind hater spreading lies, bud.
Bartimaeus - September 19, 2009, 1:19 am
Really? You're going to give me a car? I would have settled for a credit card number.
agdaniele - September 19, 2009, 1:14 am
High comment count = dodge viper.
Sean - September 19, 2009, 1:08 am
Of course it goes up to 11 ... so over-all, she remained in my good graces.
Sean - September 19, 2009, 1:08 am
I swear, Cindy McCain dropped 2 and a half points on my internal MILF-O-Meter when I saw her talk that very talking point during an interview shortly after Palin got to nod.
Bartimaeus - September 19, 2009, 1:06 am
I hate typos, but at least they bring up my comment count.
Bartimaeus - September 19, 2009, 1:05 am
can *see* Russia
Bartimaeus - September 19, 2009, 1:04 am
Dude, I'd be careful if I were you. She could be watching right now, from a helicopter, lining up her shot. You know she's got great eyesight, too, because she can Russia from her house.
agdaniele - September 19, 2009, 1:02 am
How does a pro-lifer work at an Arby's?
Sean - September 19, 2009, 1:00 am
But of course she's more qualified to manage that Arby's than the Potus!
Sean - September 19, 2009, 12:59 am
And even he thinks Palin's unfit to manage an Arby's.
Sean - September 19, 2009, 12:58 am
And teach that dumbass how ta use a rubber while yer at it ... so's we don't have to mobilize on that idjit's behalf agin.
Bartimaeus - September 19, 2009, 12:48 am
I am a proud member of the Anti-Shotgun Wedding Coalition. FREE LEVI!!!
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - September 19, 2009, 12:46 am
has*
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - September 19, 2009, 12:45 am
True, WTFO. In fact I beter not even mention that Beck as a young daughter cause look what the left loons did to Palin's family.
WTFO - September 18, 2009, 11:57 pm
Don't waste the typing, PKP. I provided the video and still no logic set in. He drove the Van Jones story, the ACORN story, he continues on and all the left has are personal attacks vs disproving any of his reports. Attack when your position is that weak.
Sean - September 18, 2009, 11:56 pm
Nope, this fat chick weeps an honest tear. Bet you do too.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - September 18, 2009, 11:53 pm
Really, I'm beginning to see the "he's out for profit" argument as equally as invalid as the "they're racist" argument for anti Obama protesters. I think they guy truly cares about America; you can't fake the tears when he talks about his daughter.
Sean - September 16, 2009, 5:51 pm
Oh, that could mean we're related on my mother's side.
Lex - September 16, 2009, 5:48 pm
That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! - Tim
Sean - September 16, 2009, 3:02 pm
And my memory of the footage is correct: I remember him saying earnestly and in all seriousness: we can't debunk them (meaning at that time, back in March).
Sean - September 16, 2009, 2:53 pm
and profit. My hero.
Sean - September 16, 2009, 2:53 pm
Great, the story Glenn Beck first presented to Fox viewers back in March, looking all wide-eued and concerned, footage which I saw myself, he has finally decided to "debunk". He gave the story legs and then he taketh them away. Fearmongering for fun
WTFO - September 15, 2009, 11:39 pm
Here's your answer in his own words. I told you that you need to change your sources because they are full of lies about consrvatives: http://www.freedomslighthouse.com/2009/04/glenn-beck-debunks-fema-concentration.html
Sean - September 15, 2009, 6:42 pm
So the Fema concentration camps for Conservatives are still pending?
WTFO - September 15, 2009, 6:37 pm
Can anyone disprove any of his statements? He was right on Van Jones and other czars. Nobody can disprove his statements so you attack him personnally. It must be sad to not have any facts on your side.
Rolls Eyes - September 15, 2009, 10:19 am
Yawn...
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:36 am
Everyone there is fairly unbalanced.
darkangel98s - September 14, 2009, 11:22 pm
nope. Gotta love Foxy Boobs.
MrRandom - September 14, 2009, 11:04 pm
Gotta love Fox News


MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO & SEAN - Still Looking For That Perfect Shot For Motifake


TAGS: mooooooooooooooooooo sean up skirt shot motifake
Rating: 2.27/5

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irionman - November 14, 2009, 2:33 am
Lol. Moooooo (however many o's), your motifakes are actually pretty good....erm..well I like them anyway :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 14, 2009, 1:48 am
First you troll all of my posters and bash them...now you use my name in one of yours?.....


FOX NEWS - Scare and Silence!


TAGS: fox news conservatives republicans christians sean hannity
Rating: 1.93/5

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rerun - March 7, 2010, 10:50 pm

Culos is the one who found it, I crop it down and got rid of back ground. I think it is part of a sign in a marina somewhere. Water & boats originally in back.
rerun - March 7, 2010, 10:49 pm

hopefully Mr. M will allow me to keep it. I debated it SFW/NSFW. Figured kinda artsy and SFW
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 10:46 pm
very nice
rerun - March 7, 2010, 10:36 pm

It was a gift from a friend
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 10:35 pm
you sculpt that avatar yourself ReRun?
rerun - March 7, 2010, 10:33 pm

she is harmless, unless she isn't
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 10:32 pm
ssshhh, stay put, I see Claire lurking ;)
ICEMAN - March 7, 2010, 10:30 pm
Just a little retribution for banning me. ;)
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 10:26 pm
Crap!! etu Ice?
ICEMAN - March 7, 2010, 10:24 pm
Looks like Grey is slow AGAIN. Heh, heh.
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 10:23 pm
In your defense, I did have to type a lot more than you.
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 10:23 pm
Come along now, GS... if you can't keep up, you'll have to get back in the stroller!
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 10:22 pm
DMAN YOU AGGY!!
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 10:22 pm
oh, we moved those kinds of comments across the street to politifake. thanks for stopping by
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 10:22 pm
That's why we don't address or make political posters here anymore. Thanks for the input, but if you are interested in political stuff... please visit politifake.org
CrazyAlaskan - March 7, 2010, 10:20 pm
Even as a moderate (neither republican nor democrat), I find this picture portraying an American citizen as a Nazi to be very offensive, & to be totally honest the rest of this picture really immature. Totally uncalled for & unnecessary in my opinion.
Rollseyes - November 5, 2009, 12:45 am
Oh for the luvvapete! Could this politifake suck any worse? 1l. There really should be a way to give 0L for politifakes.


Bunnie nite at the bar -


TAGS: sean cameo
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - April 20, 2014, 11:25 pm

I have the anime version of that one!
EmilioDumphque - April 20, 2014, 4:41 pm
But my blow-up doll is the Love Ewe™.
Sho - April 20, 2014, 4:11 pm
Lmao xD
Greeny - April 20, 2014, 4:03 pm
lol!


Motifake Headquarters Breakroom -




damn zipper -


TAGS: sean speak
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - March 29, 2014, 2:33 pm
Aaaaahhhh! You meant the handle thingy for the zipper... yeah...that's what I meant too...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 27, 2014, 11:38 am
I hate it when the zipper turns around when that happens, jams my [email protected]$. True story.
Sean - March 24, 2014, 9:44 pm
Agreed, only vaguely amusing the first time. *sigh*
Sean - March 24, 2014, 9:43 pm
Or, CONSIDER IT a potential defence to a public indecency charge.
Sean - March 24, 2014, 9:43 pm
Or, CONSIDER IT a potential defence to a public indecency charge.
Airman - March 24, 2014, 7:29 pm
to long .. the dentures will slip
Greeny - March 24, 2014, 7:29 pm
God I hate it when they do that - pliers are so dang dangerous
Sean - March 24, 2014, 6:29 pm
Yeah! Because "zoppertunity" would sound silly.
spacedog - March 24, 2014, 6:02 pm
*couldn't*
spacedog - March 24, 2014, 6:01 pm
Ha! I thought old guys tied a string to it so they could lose it.
GaryO - March 24, 2014, 7:04 am
Heh, Mr Rogers……….’let’s take off our sweaters, shall we? and our shoes, there we go….now, about those little pants of yours….’
Greeny - March 24, 2014, 5:33 am
Good Golly - it's startin' to sound like Mr. Roger's neighborhood around here
lgvernon - March 24, 2014, 12:10 am

And it always, ALWAYS happens when you're already late. Great to 'see' you here, buddy!


CONUNDRUM -


TAGS: sean cats
Rating: 4.9/5

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Sean - December 1, 2010, 1:37 pm
That's freakni' hilarious. And only time, and maybe some horse tranquilizers, will tell ....
agdaniele - November 30, 2010, 7:21 pm
Precious. 5L


SO WE MEET AGAIN -


TAGS: sean connery snl
Rating: 4.9/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - August 20, 2011, 3:02 pm
i don't think trebekski is an actual russian last name. they usually end in -ov -ih and -ikh
LogicDude - November 16, 2010, 7:04 pm
What do you and a mallard with a cold have in common? One's a sick duck; I forget the rest but your Mother's a whore!


COMMUNICATION -




SURVIVAL -




SEAN -




THE LUNCHROOM -




COMMUNICATION - When you need to get used to paying alimony (see also 122003 and 122436)




SEAN -


TAGS: greatness lonliness warped sean peewee
Rating: 4.69/5

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CANADA - November 24, 2010, 11:55 pm
HA!
Airman - November 24, 2010, 1:06 pm
LOL
Cubbybear - November 24, 2010, 9:48 am
Pee Wee FTW!
GreyScorpion - November 24, 2010, 8:43 am
5 Big Adventures


TENACIOUS -


TAGS: sean tribute kibble
Rating: 4.67/5

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GreyScorpion - June 5, 2010, 8:44 pm
kibble and t!ts!! mmmm,, 5L


SEAN -




VACATION BIBLE SCHOOL -


TAGS: sean god test
Rating: 4.58/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - June 21, 2011, 8:47 pm
I circled the animal5


SYMBOLISM OF DREAMS -


TAGS: dreams sean
Rating: 4.53/5

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FatherTyme - June 27, 2011, 3:34 pm
Follow the white rabbit...


thursday -


TAGS: sean can explain this
Rating: 4.5/5

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Sean - March 27, 2014, 9:41 pm
Not my house, obviously. Look at the screens! Not one of them caught lookin' at the pernergerfy?!? Not bloody likely.
Greeny - March 27, 2014, 5:35 am
Well Sean?


HIGHLANDER II -


TAGS: highlander sean connery oxymoron
Rating: 4.5/5

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Swampfox - August 21, 2013, 1:22 pm
There can be only... Uh, wait a minute!


THEY WERE THERE TO HEAR IT -




Easter Fun -




NAPS -


TAGS: sean cats
Rating: 4.44/5

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agdaniele - March 25, 2011, 8:33 pm
LOL!


JOY BUZZERS -


TAGS: sneaky toys sean
Rating: 4.42/5

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Sean - May 2, 2011, 2:40 pm
I buy them in bulk ... who am I kidding? *sigh* Hey! Any a yous want a free joy buzzer? I bought ten and I still have a few, or 8, left.


Rehash -




SEAN -


TAGS: its seans day aint we lucky
Rating: 4.31/5

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ICEMAN - April 5, 2011, 8:04 pm
I calls em' as I sees em'. ; )
Sean - April 5, 2011, 5:48 pm
And really? "shitload" ... that's the word you went with?
Sean - April 5, 2011, 5:47 pm
Let my people GOOOO!!!!!


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